and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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