Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
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We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
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I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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