dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
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If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Boobs speak an international language.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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