haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
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Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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