dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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