I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Your dad touched me again.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
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I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.