Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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