help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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