There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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