6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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