Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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