He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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