how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
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I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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