So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
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Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
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Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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