we should wear snuggies to the strip club
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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