The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
The power of my boobs compel you
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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