normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
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One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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