found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I'm always down for nudity.
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