so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
