No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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