Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
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He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
send nudes
from the living room?
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