Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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