She said her name was "party"
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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