Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
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Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize