Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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