oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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