that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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