The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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