At least make sure they are 18
Why
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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