Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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