I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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