I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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