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• (530): View more from California

  So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story

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  they all just nodded

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• (845): View more from New York

  Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?

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  Come on... He's just practicing.

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  Ok. That's acceptable.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.

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  Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.

  (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.

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  It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after

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