So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
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Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after