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• (848): View more from New Jersey

  life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime

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  19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  he just came in and straightened the chair and left again

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.

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  The 23 Worst Things That Have Happened After a One Night Stand

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• (718): View more from New York

  GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay

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• (925): View more from California

  Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  That jawline could fucking have its way with me.

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