You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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