I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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