my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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