Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
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My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream