Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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