Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Of course I have a pirate flag
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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