Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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