S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
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This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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