therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
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Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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