so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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