I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
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How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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