the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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