I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
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That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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