Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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