I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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