I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
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Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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