what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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