wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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