Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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