I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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