Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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